I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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