just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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