at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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