Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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