Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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