It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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