Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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