yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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