Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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