Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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