Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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