Cold hands, warm shart.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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