More tranny stories later!
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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