Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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