I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
