dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He told me they were just razor bumps!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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