You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm at about main and main street
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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