so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I love you.
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