first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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