Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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