how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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