no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
