We named our party play list daddy issues
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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