I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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