Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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