Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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