she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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