I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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