Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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