No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
