I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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