he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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