hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
