fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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