..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You almost got us killed.
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