Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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