I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
As shirtless as possible
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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