Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I lost the right to judge tonight
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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