How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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