found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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