She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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