escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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