On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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