i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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