The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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