drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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