She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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