Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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