We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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