I bet he comes in French.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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