Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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