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Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You may now shotgun with the bride
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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