was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
do nipples grow back?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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